Fred's Blog Hole

*FRED'S STUFF*
Fred's Blog Hole
Fred's Game Hole
Fred's MySpace
Shroomsville
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*FRED'S RECCOMENDATIONS*
FuD (Jack's Site)
Doodle Comics
Ted's Blog (SAHFT)
RetroJack
Ardy's Music News
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Wed Jul 8

Oops...

Well, i was gonna blog like, an hour ago, but I didn’t, and now I have meer minutes to make todays blog entry. SILLY ME. So I’m going to have to do something really quick again - sorry. I will do a proper post soon though, I promise. If not tomorrow or the day after, then I can absolutely promise you Sunday as the latest. Until then…

You know what… it genuinely can’t.

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Tue Jul 7

OMG WHAT IS THIS

Nah, it’s late. I was planning on ranting about the power cut I had earlier, but I have things to do, so I’ll just mention it briefly. I HAD A POWER CUT. Anyway, have a RayWilliamJohnson video. He’s the guy who had that song I posted yesterday, you know, Doin’ your mom. WHY NOT?

I subscribed to this guy, I think he’s pretty good. Anyway, best be off. Toodles.

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Mon Jul 6

BAAAAAAAH

I don’t know what to blog today rreally, so I’ve got a picture and a video. First up, a picture, made by Ted.

HOW LOVELY.

Now for the video… I just have to remember what it was. Ah, here we go. This video… well, this song, is very annoying, but I had a good look at this guys channel, and actually decided it was worth subscribing to. Most of this guys work isn’t like this at all and it’s just good old fashioned ranting into the lense of a webcam. Anyway, here’s the song.

I waited the entire song for the black guy to do something, and then he did, and it sucked balls. Anyway, I’m off to be now. Goodnight.

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Sun Jul 5

Duke of Edinburgh

YES, I finished my expedition today. S’been quite an eventful couple of days, so now I’ve come to blog, to test myself on how much I actually remember.

RIGHT, yesterday morning. I blogged, and then packed my bag last minute, because I accidently got drunk the night before. I actually did a pretty good job. Then I sat around for a while and wiated until I got given a lift. Of course, i ended up being early. and I thought I was going to be the only one there, but Sean was there :D We sat around for over an hour waiting to go, then hopped on the minibus and went off to our starting point, where we bumped into Bruno.
Ok, so these 2 pictures don’t quite show it all that well, but perhaps you can see the point. The guy on the right is the one we actually met there, completing our team, which consisted of myself, Sean, Liam, Adnahn, Guny, joe and George (AKA Bruno). So after waiting some more, we set off. It was uneventful to start off with. All we did was take some pictures of bridges and stuff, because we have to prepare a presentation on architecture >_<. Eventually we got lost, inevitably. We were already a little bit annoyed, because our route was 5km longer than some of the other groups, but then we ended up adding a lot on. Eventually, having been going for 6 1/2 hours now, we ended up by camp, where we got interigated as to why we took so long. We were accused of taking shortcuts… shortcuts that added about qan hour and a half to our ETA. We weren’t the last group there though, which was a bit suprising. So yeah, we set up tent and got met up with some of the others. I don’t remember many specifics of what happened, but we had a bit of a giggle. Once again we crammed most of us into our 3 man tent, and we stayed in there until about midnight I think, then kiceked everyone out to get some sleep.
Morning came, and we were awoken by Adnahn. I was already awake, but still laying in my sleeping bag. That was at about 6.20am >_< We got up, got packed, and then once again, waited around for a while. We managed to get some of our return journey cut off to make up for the extra distance we walked the dasy before :D We were pretty speedy, and didn’t get lost… as much. The last hour and a half was pretty impressive. We barely stopped and covered a lot of ground in quite little time. We ran some of the way at times, and eventually, after about three and a half hours of walking, the school was in sight. Sprint finish time… I burst one of my blisters. OH YEAH, I got these socks right… let me copy out what it says on the packaging. Unique Double-Layer Contruction (That design is defenitely not unique by the way) gives outstanding comfort with no blisters and no wear-out within 1000 miles of use …GUARANTEED! Now, i walked a fair distance, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t walk 1000 miles… I have 7 blisters. I am getting a refund. I’m not even going to wash the socks, I’m just going to walk into the shop, slap them on the desk and ask for my money back. No, I’ll demand my money back… Anyway, so yeah, then I got a lift home and the whole ordeal was over ^_^ PICTURE TIEM? I’ll pick out a few favourites…

I think this picture deserves a caption competition…


Warning, phaedos… waning, Gundy.





Gundy going for a piss…

And Adnahn watching him from behidn a nearby tree.

Anyway, i think that’ll have to do for tonight. I’m off. Take care everybody! Or don’t, it’s your choice.

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Sat Jul 4

That's odd.

Nobody is online at 6:25 in the morning… anyway. I have DoE soon, so I’m up early. I have had 6 hours sleep, which should be enough to get me through what I believe to be a 19.4km walk. I reckon that’s about 12 miles, and assuming we walk at an average of 3 mph, and if I take a looooooot of over consideration for breaks, we’ll do it in about 5 hours, which isn’t too bad. That means actually arriving at camp before 4 o’clock, which leaves tons of time to chillax before walkign home tomorrow. I still haven’t packed my bag yet :3 I’ve got some spare clothes to pack, my food, my sleeping bag, wash bag, karrimat, a toilet roll, some matches, a torch and a waterproof incase it rains. Google says there’s a chnace of rain, which is a bit vague. Well, I’d best get going. I don’t really have time to talk about yesterday, so I’ll do it when I get back. Until then, I’ve got you a video :3 Enjoy.

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Fri Jul 3

Happy Birthday, Me

IT’S FRED’S BIRTHDAY TODAY, SCORE. I would tell you all about my day, but I don’t have time, so I’ll either tell you tomorrow morning before DoE, or after DoE in one massive post. UNTIL THEN, I have a video. SMOOOOOOOOSH.

YES! Anyway, I’d better go pack. Good night, lovers.

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Thu Jul 2

Urban Dictionary, Part 2

WELL, it’s a bit late and I don’t have anything to blog really, so it’s Urban Dictionary time! I’ll scan through and pick a few of my favourites. LET’S GO, VAMOS.

Keep it bowlin’
According to Creed from “The Office”, “Everyone likes bowling, so this is a phrase for when you want to tell someone to stay positive. For example, if someone tells you they lost their job, you can just tell them to keep it bowlin’ and that’ll cheer them up.”

Let you go
I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I’ll pretend that I’m being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren’t talking to me.

Wait a second… I’m sure that one’s been used on me before >_>


Beat feat
To leave a selected area.
eg. This party’s getting a bit broing, time to beat feat.

I like this one :D Beats my “bust a move”.

Involuntary “You Too”
When out of habit you reply to a comment with “You too”. This happens to the best of us.
eg. Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Haha, I’ve done that before.

One more?

Ear Worm
Song that is stuck in your head

That’ll do :3

Anyway, it’s now 23:56, so I’ll be off. It’s my birthday in 4 minutes :D Goodnight.

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Wed Jul 1

NOOOOO, WHAT IS THIS

My computrer has no internet connection >_< I troubleshooted and it highlighted DNS and Key Ports. I don’t know what that means exactly, and I don’t know what to do. OH WELL I STILL HAVE MY SHITTY LAPTOP. I was all prepared to blog, but that stuff’s all on the pc D: So, I’m going to have to talk about my rather boring day. Woke up real early to go over to Hanbury Manor and take a shower. Our bathroom’s getting there though, all the tiles are in, the underfloor heating is layed, just a couple more days of work to be done. I’ll get pictures sometime. So, off to school and it’s double business first. Joy. I don’t think I actually did any real work. AMy and I took our questionnaire to the common room for about 40 minutes while everyone struugled through the questions that Amy had written. Theeeeen, after business it was a very uneventful break time, and then it was time to do some DoE work. You see, we lost our map, and had to start again, doing it all yesterday and today, but Sean forgot to bring it in yesterday, so we did the whole thing today. Didn’t make too much difference really, it was pretty straight forward. Then I did nothing, nothign and more nothing. GEEZ. What else did I do today. I watched TV. That’s  all D: Gah, fuck it… one second…

Done! I’d best go try and fix my inetrnetz, then I can do BLOGGINZ. Good night.

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Tue Jun 30

Maths is fun

Well, exams are over, and we’ve “started the work for our A levels”, so I’m now doing Mechanics 3 in Further Maths. This involves circular motion and simple harmonic motion, and so Mr Cheal decided to take us down to the park :D:D:D WE WENT ON THE SWINGS AND WE WENT ON THE ROUNDABOUT AND IT WAS GOOD. I made Mr Cheal shit himself by going on the wing, and letting go while I was going forwards and shouting “MR CHEAL, CATCH ME!!”. Of course, i didn’t jump off, but I scared him a bit. Actually, I didn’t do much else, but I’d decided this had to be blogged. It now looks slightly insufficient. OH WELL, LOL. Nah, I’ll go find something boring, one sec…

I’ve decided to post this video. Team FVortress 2 is one of my favourite games, and this video is awesome. These are a few of the actual classes in the game, and these graphics are pretty close to those that feature in the game. This video shows it off quite nicely. This one os meet the spy, which is one of the 9 classes in the game. If you want to see the other classes in the game, just go on youtube and search for them. So far they’ve done meet the scout, soldier, heavy, engineer, sniper, demoman and spy, and are waiting for medic and pyro.

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Mon Jun 29

DAMN STRAIGHT

Once again, I was a little short on time, so i decided I’d go on youtube and find a video. I went to see my homie Jon Lajoie, and I actually found something I would have ended up blogging anyway. This video reflects my opinion quite nicely.

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Sun Jun 28

Oh balls

I’ve left it real late. RUSH POST TIME. I was going to do a Billy Mays tribute post today, but I’ll save it for tomorrow. For now… one second.

TADAAA. instant lazy post, also made to fit the blog layout, unless you have some crazy resolution. So yeah, tomorrow I will be doing a little bit more typing. Until then, good night, and much love xx

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Sat Jun 27

Birthdays, Balls, Boobs, Thunder, Lightning and heckalots of Wet

It’s 23:00 at the moment, so I have an hour to write the blog entry. lets see how quickly I can get this done.

So, today was the birthday party of Ellie and Daisy - happy barbeque! Well, that’s one minute gone… anyway. So yeah, everyone was going to meet at tesco at 1.30. I had to go and drop something off for someone on the way, and I mis-judged what time I should have left and ended up getting there at 1.00. Fortunately, some of the girls arrived at that time, so I wasn’t sitting around on my own for half an hour. So then they went in to get food. I don’t think I can remember what they good… some burgers, some pringles, baps, coke, loooads of sparkling water. Sparkling water I think was 12p per bottle, whilst normal water was 13p. Doesn’t really make sense. I think they bought like, 6 bottles of the stuff, with the idea of having a water fight. As it happens, those 12 litres of sparkling wtare lasted about 5 minutes. They also got a load of bin liners, some washing up liquid, matches, general rubish. Once everyone arrived it was off to hartham. Well, it was actually the meads, which is right next to Hartham. OH SHIT 5 MINUTES GONE.

Now, let me try and remember what happened. Oh yeah, we’d also bought 2 disposable barbeques, obviously, for the barbeque. We lit them and put the burgers on, whilst listing to the lonely islad, as always. The girls went to re-fill the waterbottles and fill up a load of wtare balloons they’d also bought, and after quite a while they got back, and all that stuff lasted about another 5 minutes. They’d also brought twister, which they deicded they’d cover in washing up liquid to make it slippy. Of course, the washing liquid took some of the paint off of the board. Only the girls played, so I was stood there listening to the guys make dirty jokes about what they were witnessing. Umm… Will and Ben jumped in the river… I think Joe and most of the girls went in aswell. The girls bitched about getting wet and stuff before hand because of the ater fight and I think a couple of them were talking about how their tops would go see through and stuff, which prompted some conversations amongst the guys about boobs. We’d planned to throw Liam in the river when he arrived later, but we never got round to doing it. Umm… I don’t know why I remeber so little… I suppose I was out of the house about 8 hours. OH YEAH. Sean made me some clothes with bin liners. I’ll try and get you a picture sometime. Oh, and Ellie tried to make a slide out of bin liners soaked with more washing liquid, but it didn’t really work. Some guys came by to watch us try and go on it, but left shortly after, rather dissapointed.

OH LOOK, 23:20. I’m sort of watching TV at the same time as blogging… watching a repeat of Alan Carr’s chat show. I’ve already seen it but there’s nothing else on. So yeah, then Me, Jack, Sean, Ardy and Cowler went into town to get a football.instead of going to the sports shop where footballs were £8-60, we went so Slades and I bought one for £4.00. THAT’S CHEAPER. We also got 20 ice lollies for £2.00, and some more coke, but this time we got tesco value coke, which I think was 17p per 2 litre bottle, AND NOW JACK’S STUCK WITH IT, MUAHAHAHAH. We got back and Liam had arrived and Will had dissapeared. OH YEAH. Will had walked across one of the barbeques on purpose. I don’t know why. I’ll get you the video some time. So yeah, apparently he went home because his foot hurt, Iunno. he came back later though. We played some football, then played catch and stuff with some tennis balls.

THEN THE RAIN FINALLY CAME…. and boy did it come… it came all over my face, all over my chest and down my throat. We’d been waiting ages. We’d had thunder and lightning, but no rain, but it poured it down. Most people grabbed the rest of the bin liners to shield them from the rain. OH SHIT, 23:34, had to edit a post I did slightly wrong yesterday - posted one of the three videos twice instead of posting one of the others. ANYWAY. Where was I… So yeah. Lizzy kinda wrapped herself in one, even though she was wearing my jumper already, which got wet in the rain and now smells of wet dog. We also tried making a human pyramid. After a couple of failed attempts, we finally got it right, and I think someone managed to get a picture, too. Umm, we also pushed Will over like, 3 times. You know, that thing where someone kneels down behind someone, and someone else pushes that person so they trip over them. I think the third time, it all being a bit predictable now, Sean ended up going over aswell after Joe pushed him. Just briefly, you seen the new moneysupermarket.com advert? Peter Jones, you fool! Anyway, so yeah, with the rain and everything, the lightning and thunder got a bit closer. At one point it was really close, and really bright, and really loud, and everyone shat themselves. I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ELSE!?!?! Oh, I don’t know. If anyone knows, just lemme know and I might edit it in. It’s 23:48 now, and I’m gonna wrap it up here. GOODNIGHT MY LOVERS.

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Fri Jun 26

KABLAMMO

Don’t ask me why that’s the title of this blog entry, because I won’t be able to tell you. RANDOMS TODAY. First up, YOU KNOW IDIOTSOFANTS, YEAH? if you don’t hgave a clue what I’m talking about, go to the search bar in the top right, and look up blog entries that have idiotsofants in them. SO YEAH, now go to this site. http://www.burgerking.co.uk/latest IT’S THAT GUY FROM IDIOTS OF ANTS. Awesome.

Next, Michael Jackson. OMG I HAS BREAKING NEWS YOU WILL NOT HAVE HEARD YET THIS WILL SHOCK YOU SO MUCH. HE’S DEAD. Ok, so the guy’s a legend for his music and his dancing, of course, but let’s not forget, the guy was a phaedo. Of course, it’s sad he’s dead and all, and actually thinking about it too hard sometimes it seems kinda hard to get your head around, but what is really confusing me is how everyone’s slagging him off one minute, and now that he’s dead everyone’s scared to say anything about him that’s critical in the slightest. Personally I think it’s all a con. He’s faked his death so he can keep all the money he’s got from people buying tickets to his 50 gigs or whatever in his comback show, and now he doesn’t have to perform. OH, and some jokes I’ve seen on facebook and stuff…
*   ‘Michael jackson is not being cremated but instead being turned into plastic bags    so he can remain white,plastic and a danger to children’
*   mj isnt dead, hes just ended up with a stroke in the paediatric unit.
*   mcdonalds have released a special burger in commemoration. its a piece of 50 yr old meat in two 8 yr old buns
*   yes hes dead but who do we blame it on…
a) the sunshine
b) the moonlight
c) the good times
d) the boogie
*   mj has been recycled into plastic cups so that kids everywhere can continue to lick his rim
*   Isn’t it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand..
*   Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
*   Reports are in that Micheal Jackson may have chocked on a small bone
*   R.I.P its as easy as 1,2,3

And there ends my Michael Jackson tribute…

NEXT UP, and this won’t interest many of you, BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY. Come and play FlyFF with me D: It’s an MMORPG. That stands for Massive-Multiplayer-Online-Roleplay-Game, and no, the roleplay game doesn’t relate to anything sexual or stuff like that… oh great, I just lost half my readers… I’ll carry on anyway.YEAH, GO DOWNLOAD IT. It’s not a very big file, it doesn’t need good graphics cards, and it’s free, AND I’M LONELY ON THERE, AND VERY RICH AND STUFF. I’m also quite good because I cheated a little :3 Just go google it, it’s fun. I’m gonna cut this section here because I’m boring you.

VIDYAZ. LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

And shortly after…

Wow…

THAT’S ALL FOR TONIGHT FOLKS. Oh yeah, and 7 days until Fred’s birthday! Put in on your calenders people, 3rd July, and buy me lots of presents and shit. TOODLES.

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Thu Jun 25

Food is being mean to me D:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON. For whatever reason, I’ve not been able to just sit down and eat something like normal for the last couple of days. it started yesterday, at the university of Hertfordshire on this convention thing. Once again, I didn’t have breakfast that morning, so come lunch time I was quite hungry. After waiting ages, I got a couple of sausages, a sausage role, some curly fries and a Fanta fruit twist, which was rediculously over priced. Jack and I didn’t know where the cutlary was, so I asked the lady on the till and she said, in her husky, manly voice, “behind me”. So I had a look, and there was only cheap wooden cutlary, so i grabbed a knife and fork. When we sat down to eat, everyone had metal cutlary. I still don’t know where they got it, but nevermind. I decided it didn’t matter. After trying, and failing, to eat my chips with a fork, I just ate them with my hands, then I got onto the sausage role. It didn’t look all that great… and I cut it open, and there was hardly any sausage in there so all I could taste was the pastrey. I even took out some of the sausage, and ate it on its own… it tasted like pastrey. Then I started on my sausages. OH LOOK, my fork snapped >_> After eventually getting through my sausages with my now ‘minature’ fork, I started on my fanta, which somehow squirted in my eye D:

Then it was dinner time. I was being taken out for a meal by grandparents, and we went to some pub in hertford. We got there at 7.30, and as soon as we walked through the door were told we’d have to be out by 8.00 becuase my little sister was under 18. I’m also under 18, but they didn’t seem to think anything of it. We still ate there… I had fish and chips. It was actually really nice, shame I had to rush it. Next time I ate after that was actually only a few hours ago. I couldn’t be asked to cook, so I decided I’d just have some toast… 6 slices. Was very nice… only problem was, I sort of set the toaster on fire… again. You see, I was using our old toaster because I was being lazy, and our new one had loads of stuff on top of it… and I kinda set it on fire once… and now I’ve done it again, so I grabbed some over gloves, unplugged the toaster, took it outside, put it on the patteo and just let it burn out for half an hour. OH WELL.

Anyway, that’s all I actually have time for… again. Good night.

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Wed Jun 24

Grrrrr

All I have time for is this video. Sorry :3

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