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Sun Oct 25

HAHAHA

YES, I’M LAUGHING, AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. Anyways, I’m taking a few days off of posting youtube videos from our popular youtubers, such as Shane and phil, but regular viewings will continue on Monday :) Until then, you’ll have to go find them yourselves. I will still post other videos if I come across anything good, or if something exceptional comes up from our main youtubers I’ll post that. Also, I should be making a video tomorrow, when I think of something to talk about… so I’ll post that.

But yeah, just watched X factor. Is it wrong that I half enjoyed John and Edward’s performance? That’s a silly question, yes of course it’s in, it’s wrong to enjoy the song itself in any way… Ricky Martin… I think they’ll stay in again… probably Miss Frank to go. Rachl will get lots of votes even though she acted like a complete twat. It was like she was acting… and almost trying to act like Stacey who has a winning peronsality… doesn’t work for Rachel though. She did well this week though. Looking forwrad to Buble tomorrow. He was on as a guest last year and sung a good song very badly. He’s obviously gonna sing live again but it better be good this time. Gonna get his new album tomorrow.

Anyway anyway anyway, off to play Grand Theft Auto IV. Byes x

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Fri Oct 23

AT TEDS

So I’m not really doing anything today :D Thought I’d come tell you that though, If you want your youtube fix, you’ll have to go get it from… youtube… but yeah, it’s half term now :D No school for a week. Finished nice and early today same as all Fridays. Was teaching maths this morning… taught the year 11s properly for the first time. The first week they had a test, the second week they didn’t really do anything, but this week it was down to work, and I was there to help :) Teaching the year 9’s was a bit less eventful than normal though. Still, s’all fun and games. Anyways, best be off, just completed Far Cry 2 :D S’an awesome game. Seeya guys x

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Thu Oct 22

Yay :D

Well, after last night, I did once again wake up feeling very very tired… and will do tomorrow aswell, seeing as it’s now 23:46. Yeah, I’m gonna have to do this fast. But yeah, fortunately I have no lessons tomorrow, so my half term effectively begins now. I do still have to go in to teach maths for the first couple of lessons, but s’all good.

OK, YOUTUBINGS… s’good day on youtube today. Let’s have a butcher’s…

I think we shall start with this Zombiez trailer from the station. Don’t worry, I don’t think it quite does the video justice, it should be better than what this imples.

Now let’s go to… :O Ryan
Kinda lame really…

:D Ray

Phil Vlog :D

And Philip DeFranco show :D

Well, there’s some speed vloggin’ for ya’. Took me 10 minutes :P best be off. BYE.

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Wed Oct 21

Jeeeeez... COME ON... >_<

Nada, Nought, Zilcho, Zero, you get the picture. There isn’t a single video from my subscriptions today except shaytards. Obviously, we’ll have videos tomorrow, but today is very quiet. I don’t really have much to talk about either. All I’ve really done today is play Far Cry 2, on which I finally got all 221/221 diamond cases in the game. Still got between 8 and 10 side missions to do, and then I can just focus on the story line missions. I don’t wanna spend too long one today’s blog, because it’s 10:40, and if I go to bed soon I might actually be able to get up in the morning. Double further maths first (y). Then more maths later :P

AH! God bless you, twitter. I’m following Philip DeFranco on twitter, and I just got a tweet saying his video for today’s almost up. I swear he’s gone mad… this is his 3rd video in the 3 days. Good stuff, Phil. I guess I’ll wait for it, slap it on here, then go sleepings.

Just looking at some of my youtube stats. My new channel has been up for 31 days, so a month now. I’ve uploaded 7 videos, which right now is more than a video every 5 days. I’ve had 135 channel views. *channel views, not video views. I’ve watched 981 videos, which is more than 31 a day o.o Don’t worry, that just means I’ve clicked on 31 videos a day, haven’t watched them all, but it’s still a lot. I now have 19 subscribers. My videos now have a collective 490 views. I just calculated, the average rating submitted on any of my vlogs is 4.84, which I think’s pretty good.
Here’s some of my demographics, but I doubt they’re right. Apparently, 62% of my audience are femaile. about 70% are aged 45-54, and only 20% are aged 13-17. I think that’s bollocks. Probably people who lied about their age. Also, about 7% aged 65+… that’s gotta be wrong.

It’s now 11 and Phil’s video isn’t up… I really don’t wanna go to bed too late :S If it isn’t up soon, it’ll have to wait until tomorrow… so… passing the time… how about another check up on our top youtubers! We’ll just look through the top 50.
#49 is iJustine with over 240k subs now, most likely all to wait for her next video so they can call her a whore and stuff.
#48 is Shay Carl, with 245k… suprising seeing as he never posts on there.
#47, only 1,000 subs ahead of Shay, is Ray! He’s moving up the charts :D
#39 is Lisa Nova. She doesn’t make many videos aymore now that she’s running the station, but still has a cool 276k subs.
#37 is Jon Lajoie! Also moving up. He now has 285k
#35 is The Lonely Island with 395k. I would say I expected them to be higher, but Youtube isn’t really tip of their priorities, and 35th is pretty high, beaten a lot of top youtubers.
#15 is now The Station! It’s moving up fast, now with a pretty neat 475k subs.
#14, with 296k subs, almost at the half a mil mark, is ShaneDawsonTV2. Very impressive for a second channel
#12 is Buck! He’s moved down a bit, but 594k subs is still very impressive, as is 12th.
#10 is Dave Days! He’s also moved down a lot, but a musician like Dave doesn’t really stand a chance against vloggers and comedians. He’s not top musician wither…
#9 is Jonas Brothers… eugh… 612k… they’re actually only 87 subs ahead of Dave, which is a tiny margin.
#8, Machinima, once up in the top 3, but youtube celebs have taken over,.
#7 is KevJumba. He has 687k subs, only 600 ahead of Machinima. I’ve never watched one of his videos, but I will sometimes… he’s popular.
#6 is our man, PhillyD with the Philip DeFranco show. Again, only 900 ahead of KevJumba, but 6th is his highest ranking yet.
#5 is a big jump up to 840k subs, and it’s Shane Dawson. He’s moced up rediculously fast, and although the figures say otherwise, is clearly the main man on youtube… hence his Mr Youtube award.
#4 is universalmusic group, now with 993k subs, soon to hit 1mil. Incase you don’t know, they get a lot of music videos out from leading artists, so they’re bound to be popular. I was tempted to subscribe myself, then realised I’d get a lot of subscription notices for crappy R&B music and stuff… and they have 10,239 videos by the way… you’d get swaped with videos every day.
#3 is the ex-#1’s, Smosh, now with 1,112,932 subscribers. As the months pass by, we could easily see them overtaken by UMG and Shane, leaving them down in 5, which is of course still very respectable. They just don’t make enough videos.
#2 is the one, and only… wait that’s not right… #2 is Fred. Of course, there’s more than one Fred… but yeah, Lucas now has 1,443,091 subs.
#1 however, Nigahiga, is really pulling away at the top now, with an awesome 1,568,453 subscribers… wowee… I expect he’ll be there for a very very long time.

Anyway, that was fun… TIME TO CHECK FOR THAT VIDEO… geez, that killed 15 minutes… NOPE, still not up. Because I love you guys so much I’ll wait a few more minutes, then go sleepings. Gonna go pee, then grab a snack… yes, don’t worry, I’ll wash my hands.

HOORAH

Okay guys, it’s 23:25, about 45 minutes later than I would have liked, but I’m going to go to bed now. Peace out x

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Tue Oct 20

Yay :)

S’a good day on youtube today… let’s open up with my video :D Please comment/rate5 and subscribe! Here’s the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_wjAEnRVE Okay, so who’s up next? Buck! Then we have Phil again! 3 videos in 2 days!? :O And now, to finish off… Shane :D Anyway, I need to go sleep. About a week ago I had a late night, and as a result of that I haven’t been getting tired until later in the day since, and going to bed late and still waking up at 7 everyday has left me exhausted during the day (I’m fine now, but if I don’t get to bed soon I’ll be paying for it while I’m at school tomorrow). I’ve still left it a tad late to be honest, would have liked to have been in bed about an hour ago, but far cry 2 and bloggin’ and vloggin’ have kept me up. Anyway, seeya tomorrow guys.

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Mon Oct 19

I may have a plan, here...

Well you see, rather than simply scrapping around the internet looking for videos, I thought I might try and improve the blog by coming up with a schedule. Don’t worry, you’ll still get your youtube videos, but I mean something else to do  a set thing for every day of the week. Obviously, monday will be the day for new Simpsons and Family Guy, so that one’s done, but I’d need stuff for the other days. Sunday would probably be a… well, a blog… I’d basically fill you guys in one what I’ve been up to, similar posts to yesterday’s. It’s good then, because there are often no videos on a sunday, and I’m more likely to have somehting to talk about. I could have a day to post a demotivational poster, a day to get some jokes on here, a day of my favourite FML’s and such, you get the point… but I need IDEAS. So so far we have…
Monday - American TV
Sunday - Blog
WHAT GOES IN BETWEEN. I’ll get back to you on that Mo’ Fo’. This will mean I have something more to commit to, which will improve the quality of my blog entries. It’ll also mean that viewers who don’t like some things on my blog will be able to just come in and look on days when they know they’re gonna see what they want. Once I have a schedule, if the plan goes really well, I may even end up making another blog for youtube videos, and using this one for everything else… or the other way round, we’ll see. Either way, I thought I should do something productive. I don’t have many ‘followers’, but I know that I get a hell-of-a-lot of views on here, so I thought this might get more people to come in regularly, rather than having everyone pop in and out as they stumble across my blog. I also plan to try and promote my youtube channel some time, and improve on my 19 subscribers. I know it really isn’t very many, but I’m still kinda proud :P I’ll just dedicate a small amount of time to that sometime, maybe try and find some other new people on youtube to subscribe. I’ll hopefully be making a new video tomorrow by the way, just need to think of something to talk about. Oh yeah, I’m gonna be updating the thingy in the top right of my blog soon. I may remove some of the links that don’t get updated anymore, and add new ones such as my twitter and my youtube channel. I’ll also post the schedule up there once it’s done too.

OKAY, so, today is Monday, meaning it’s Family Guy and Simpsons day… except today it’s just simpsons day. I don’t know why, but Family guy are taking the week off. BUT, do not fear, because it’s a good episode of The Simpsons today - Treehouse of Horror XX (that’s 20, dumbass…) WATCH IT »HERE« once again, do not fear, clicking the link will open the website in a DIFFERENT TAB and you will not exit my blog. If you wanna read the rest, open that link now and start the video, then pause it so iut can buffer up by the time you’re done. I also figured out a way of watching more than your 72 minutes of Megavideo a day, but I’ll let you in on that little secret some other time. Once again I’ll explain, jwplayer doesn’t let you embed their videos, which is why I’m posting a link rather than putting the video on here. I KNOW A SITE THAT DOES LET YOU EMBED THOUGH!…

Youtube! :D And we have a few videos today :D It’s Monday, so youtube’s awake and back to work, starting with, of course, Philly D. I now know, he generally posts Monday and Thursday, so that’s good to know.

And now we have… Philly D! Wait a second…


The station’s new video looks awesome so far. You can’t see it in all its glory in that vlog, but I’ve seen some of the set and other costumes and their awesome - Kassem looks particularly amazing. It must have been really high budget.

Ok, so now… RAYMOND. Ray William Johnson that is :)

Good videos today :D Oh, and umm… Buck!

Well, that’s it for today :) Gonna start getting to work on that stuff tomorrow. Also got Ugly Betty to watch because I missed it again, and heroes :D And hopefully making a video… oh geez, I’m gonna be busy. Seeya guys and girls xx

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Sun Oct 18

It's that time of week again...

Yes, it’s Sunday, and once again, youtube is sleeping. The only videos today were a very short Shaytards, done by Katilette, because Shay was out at the office, which is good news because we have an epic station video coming up, and a video from Buck quickly telling us he’ll be on blog TV… he has now been on blog TV. I went and watched, and had a quick chat with him which was cool :D Out of the 1,000 people who watched, I was one of the few that got to talk to him. So yeah, Station video’s gonna be good. They just spent about $850 on stuff for the next episode, and Shay was out with the crew for over 12 hours today, so looks like it could be a big one. It’s to do with zombies. I dunno if it’s a sequel to their first video or if it’s entirely seperate, but we on youtube have high hopes, which may well be crushed… but nothing wrong with a little hope! I intend to make a video tomorrow, but can’t think what to talk about at the moment. I might just piss about with the video editing software which I only have a few more days of, and I’ll need to find something new soon. Wow, my didgits are moving at 100 miles per hour at the moment, I’m typing like lightning… anyway, seeing as youtube’s being gay and I was expecting at least SOMETHING worth blogging, I haven’t prepared anything in advance, so I’m just gonna take you through what I’ve been up to today… sorry :3 I dunno, some of you like it, so… eh. Well, had a lie in after staying up until about 1am last night, then came down here, sorted out my restaurant in Restaurant City on facebook :P A lot of changes have been brought to the application, and it’s a lot better now than it was before. I played a little bit of poker, won about 600k today, bought in with 400k and left with over 1mil. I played some Far Cry 2 on the xbox, of course, then went out to play some snooker. Just a short 3 frame session, which went to three frames. I started well in the first frame - Red, Black, Red, Pink, Red… oops… as I lined up for an easy pink which could have lead on to a pretty big break, I accidently nudged the white ball with my cue, so that was a foul :S It was a close frame, and after a great long pot on the blue, the white ball, which I’d stuck shit loads of top-spin on, went ape. I’d tried to put as much top spin as I could on, thinking I wouldn’t be able to get enough to bring the white ball back up the table, and I ended up hitting it too well and sending the white ball into the middle pocket >__> I just think she’s done the best she’ll do, and it’s not enough, and Ricky’s got a bit more potential and hasn’t had a chance to show it yet… and now he never will. Oh well, 11th place is still respectable… ok, out of 12 it’s a bit lame, but out of the thousands that applied, it’s pretty good, even if he did only get in out of pity having auditioned for the third time :) It just goes to show, you should never give up, because if you keep trying you’ll piss people off enough to make them give you what you want… but don’t try it for sex, probably won’t help then. Then I played some Far Cry 2. I’m just gonna go off on one for a second. I may even have to review this game at one point. I love it. I hated it at first, because I didn’t think it’d be my kind of game. Sometimes you need to be a bit patient, because you might get given a quest on one side of the map that requires you to move all the way across to the other side of the map, but it’s an adventure, and it’s always interesting. That’s not the only thing that makes the game last so long. There are so many different options and choices throughout the game, and so much to be done. one of the achievements is to find all 221 diamond suit cases… I think I have 146 now. And there are 32 main missions, and 40 side missions, which is pretty good going. I’m gonna try and do all of the side missions, find all the collectables, and then go on to do the main missions. I’m getting there :) The story line’s pretty gripping too, and I’m certain there are twists and turns to come. The one thing I do dislike however, is the voice acting. Actually, it’s not so much that, but it’s the way they put the voice clips together with no punctuation. It’s funny, but hard to follow what’s been said. Oh yeah, and today, I walked past a wilder beast at the gun shop and spooker it. There was a stationary car right behind it… which it turned arund and ran into to… after hitting the car it just fell over and died XD It’s quite a glitchy game too. I get the feeling that the finishing touches were put on it in a reall hurry, like the voices, and smaller details of the game. But it is awesome… very mucb recommended, it’s on PC, 360 and PS3. Anyways, I’m gonna go get my beauty sleep… not that I need it now that I’m clean-shaven. Goodnight, boys, girls, and blog readers :)

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Sat Oct 17

Shane :D

Yep, all I have today is a couple of videos from Shane, one main, one vlog. Sorry, in a real hurry.

BYE

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Fri Oct 16

3 Videos today.

Good thing I left it so late today, or else we wouldn’t have had Buck’s video. So, first up… I guess we’ll have Buckley.

:O PHIL

:O :O :O SMOSH

And away I gooooo

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Thu Oct 15

It's a good day to be a youtuber.

Yes, lots of youtubey goodness coming up today… let’s start of with… what’s the name of that English guy, who’s kinda new to youtube, but kicks arse anyways… Oh yeah, it’s Fred Awesome.

Any sensible video ideas are much appreciated, so leave your thoughts in the comments section. Please remember to visit my videos, Comment, Rate 5 and Subscribe :) I’m not up to 17 subscribers, which isn’t too bad. Might try and get a few more over the weekend? I don’t know why that’s a question, but I’ve typed that question mark now, it’s staying there.

So what’s next? It’s Ray! He’s back on schedule with the videos now :D

Wait, what’s that? A new Fatty Spins song!? AWESOME!

Love it…

Okay, now we have another musicy video, from Schmoyoho! Yes, it’s Auto-tune the news #9!

Okay, so there have been better, but it’s always good.

And last but certainly not least, the return of the much missed, one and only, Phillip DeFranco!!!

Yay :D

Okay, well I’m gonna watch todays ShayTards, then go to bed. Goodnight x

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Wed Oct 14

Come oooooon

Phil’s home soon :D He’s landed in the US, and should be back home in about 4 hours now I think. Going to be recording a station video pretty soon after getting back I think, which is good news. You know, if we on youtube hadn’t convinced him otherwise, we would only have about 3 weeks until he ended the Phillip DeFranco Show… but he’s carrying on with it, so yay :D May not be hearing from him until either tomorrow or the next day though (should be one or the other). So yeah, I’ve been playing poker on facebook today XD Bought in with 400,000 chips, came out with 3,600,000 XD That’s a nice 900% taking right there. PLayed like a pro… and I’ve been playing far cry 2, which just got crazy, because all of my ‘buddies’ died at once, and I now can’t go back to any of the places I was recently surrounded by and now have to play the game on an entirely new map. This also means I won’t be able to complete it on this playthrough, because there were a few things I needed to do back on the first map. Oh well, it’s a great game, and I was going to play it again once I completed it anyway. I’ve also been doing crazy maths, also known as Further Maths. We had 5 questions for homework, and I’ve done 3, which I think is pretty good. I could probably do the 4th one with a bit more thought, but it’s late now and my mind’s stopped working after working so epically in poker and far cry 2. So, tomorrow I should be making a video. I know I said I’d make one today… and yesterday in fact, but as you can see, I’ve been doing other stuff, and nothing’s really come to mind as to what I can talk about yet. Hopefully something eventful will happen in the next 16 hours… maybe a wierd dream? Anyway, time for the daily youtube-ings.

Let us start with the eternally reliable, Michael Buckley.

And my second, and only other video of the day, is… SHANE :D He’s still ill, but he’s well enough to make this vlog, and he’s got some good news for us.

That fake smile he does is awesome :D So yeah, new video on ShaneDawsonTV soon :D He’s clearly getting better.

Okay, well I’m gonna go get some sleepy-poos, gotta be up bright and early >_< Goodnight interwebs x

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Tue Oct 13

What's going on, youtube?

Serious lack of youtube videos at the moment. Shane’s ill, so not much coming from him, Phil’s in Barcelona with Charles Trippy (Charles proposed to his girlfriend and she said yes btw, he caught it on camera and it was very sweet). Ray’s not posting as often as he used to, and is upset that his last video got flagged, still not knowing why, Shay Carl only ever does his daily diary video now, and I don’t like posting it on here, unless i’s exceptionally eventful or brilliant, but it’s still a good watch. People like JonLajoie, Lonely Island and Dave Days hardly ever post, The Station are kinda busy at the moment with other stuf rather than video making, and Kassem, Smosh and NigaHiga don’t post very often either. Who does that leave? Buck! When youtube’s gone quiet you can always count on Buck to make a racket.

My opinion? Over-reaction here. As distasteful and unhumourous as it may have been, what Danni said was meant as a joke. I think Danyl was genuinely a bit thrown off by her statement, being on stage infront of so many people, having just been told by Louis that he was being over-confident, and so he did stand there looking rather dazed, but I don’t think he was personally offended.

OMGZ good news you guys, a video has just been posted this very second, and it’s a beaut’. Incase you haven’t seen any of Ryan’s ‘Off the pill’ rants before, I shall briefly explain. Ryan  has ADHD, and takes pills to keep him calm and focused. He records these rants without taking the pill, and edits them without too, resulting in a quicker pace, slurred words, distractions, and of course, humour ^_^

Well, tomorrow I SHOULD hopefully be making my own addition to youtube with vlog #6. Seeya then guys ^_^ Oh yeah, and ideas for future videos, leave them in the comments/email me/IM me/message me on facebook/twitter/youtube, whatever. BYE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Mon Oct 12

Hey homies.

I’ve got a little more time tonight before I go to bed, so let’s roll out the blog roll and give your arses a good wiping. It’s been a really long day today. I have 3 free lessons on Monday mornings, and very little to do :S Lessons today were pretty productive though, genuinely feel like I’m starting to get a grip on the work that we’re doing (y) Kinda helps when you’re taking A levels. Got home, watched Desperate Housewives, Family Guy and The Simpsons for the 3rd week in a row. S’been a while, but American TV season is well and truly back. Heroes tomorrow as well, and I’ll be watching Ugly Betty, because channel 4 moved it to Mondays instead of Wednesdays and I didn’t realise :S So yeah, then I played some poker on facebook. I won quite a bit, so decided I’d put 1,000,000 chips into one tournament, give it a good go. It went really well, I was 2nd place in the final 5… then lost with Ace King suited which put me in 4th place in the final 4. I then got pocket 10’s, got a 10 on the flop, along with a 6 and a 4. I went all in, and some woman called with Jack Queen… and ace came up on the turn, and a King on the river, so against very small odds, I lost >_< Was not a happy bunny. Decided to take out my fustrations by playing some Far Cry 2 on the xbox. I didn’t like this game at first, it requires a lot of walking from one side of the map to the other, which can take a really long time, but I’m starting to get really into it now. I’d defenitely reccomend it, it’s on PC and PS3 too, probably really cheap. I played for ages and ages, and did none of the main story line :P It’s got loads of side quests, and I’ve now done all of the ones that are currently available, so tomorrow I’ll actually add some more completage percentage to the game ^_^ Wait… completage? Anyway, moving on…

That takes me to now, and what am I doing? I’m posting youtube videos! If you don’t like the youtube videos I post on here, don’t leave! After I post these I’ll have more to add, so bear with me. That’s right, I’m putting some minor effort into todays blog entry. Okay, just 2 videos for today. Youtube’s quiet while Phillip DeFranco’s on holiday.

Haha, Oh geez… RayWilliamJohnson’s video has been flagged, so you have to be 18+ to watch it XD I think I should still be able to embed it on here, but we’ll so find out. Fortunately I lied about my age on my first youtube account, because I expected not to be able to watch some videos if I was under 18 (I’m still 17 for a while).

Now, I think it’s because he said Motherf***er, but even so, it’s rediculous, he even bleeped it out. I could be wrong, but it’s all I can think of. On british Tv the word Mother-Fucker even gets bleeped after the watershed… Hopefully Ray will complain to youtube and get it un-flagged,

Now, WhatTheBuck.

I’ll post that Miley Cyrus video in a second for those of you who want to see it but can’t be arsed to go find it yourselves. But yeah, who would wanna kill Buck? I don’t get haters on youtube. Sad people who watch and comment videos specifically so they can be hateful. I reckon this guy who left the comment on Buck’s video has probab;y watched a lot of his other videos, and watched this one to the very end. He’s probably even subscribed. I think that comment has a score of over -100 and something, and has now been removed :P… I once left a youtube comment that scored +53… probably higher now… it was on a TF2 video and all I said was GENTLEMEN. I think there are only gonna be like, 2 people that get why that’s so great, but never mind.

Anyway, moving on to the 3rd of 4 sections on todays blog. We’ve had what I’ve been doing today, youtube videos, and now we’re moving on to American TV. All it is, is a Family Guy episode and a Simpsons episode, but they’re pretty good, and more often than not, people like them. First we have Family Guy. I will embed it, but once again, the video will probably be removed, so I will post the link aswell.

So yeah, assuming by the time you’ve got here to read this, the video has been taken down, >CLICK HERE< Do not fear, the link will open in a new tab, as always.

And now, The Simpsons S21E03
Incase you’re wondering, when I type out that code, that means Season 21, Episode 03. Simple really. My pick today has to be Family Guy. The Simpsons was good, but lacked laugh-out-loud humour.

Okay, so briefly now for my final installment in todays blog entry, I’m going to pick some of my favourite FML’s of the day. FML stands for Fuck My Life, and people post statements on the internet and… well, I’ll shod you with an example.

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he’ll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself.

Okay, get it?

So, here are some of my favourites for today…

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent “fart” was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn’t see my obvious crap stain. FML

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

Today, my electricity went out. The electric company said it was because the bill was at least 4 months overdue.Apparently, I have been paying for my roommate to go out and party for weeks. FML

Today, my girlfriend’s mother called me to tell me she didn’t appreciate our “public amorous behaviour” at the local food court. I didn’t go out all day. FML

Well, that’s your lot for today. Makes a nice change from the usual dribble of youtube videos that I just throw onto the blog. DON’T GET USED TO IT THOUGH. I’m a busy man… but half term’s not far away, so that should free up some time. Seeya later guys x

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Sun Oct 11

Well well well

It’s a Sunday, which means two things. Firstly, it means most of youtube is sleeping and there are very few videos out, and secondly it means I should have had lots of time to compensate for that by writing a decent blog entry. Unfortunately, only one of those statements is true for today… guess which one.

Yep, that’s the only video I have. I mean, I could bore you about John and Edward getting through in X factor and how angry I am, or how amazing the snooker final is, but I think that’s the sort of thing best saved for twitter. Anyways, I’ma go watch Doc Martin/Snooker in bed :) Byes xx

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Sat Oct 10

The Ted is in.

Yep, Ted’s round, so yet again, not much going on here. In fact, all I’m going to post is one video - my most recent. Please follow the below link and
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dLvkulNueo

Tata for now x

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