Hey homies.
I’ve got a little more time tonight before I go to bed, so let’s roll out the blog roll and give your arses a good wiping. It’s been a really long day today. I have 3 free lessons on Monday mornings, and very little to do :S Lessons today were pretty productive though, genuinely feel like I’m starting to get a grip on the work that we’re doing (y) Kinda helps when you’re taking A levels. Got home, watched Desperate Housewives, Family Guy and The Simpsons for the 3rd week in a row. S’been a while, but American TV season is well and truly back. Heroes tomorrow as well, and I’ll be watching Ugly Betty, because channel 4 moved it to Mondays instead of Wednesdays and I didn’t realise :S So yeah, then I played some poker on facebook. I won quite a bit, so decided I’d put 1,000,000 chips into one tournament, give it a good go. It went really well, I was 2nd place in the final 5… then lost with Ace King suited which put me in 4th place in the final 4. I then got pocket 10’s, got a 10 on the flop, along with a 6 and a 4. I went all in, and some woman called with Jack Queen… and ace came up on the turn, and a King on the river, so against very small odds, I lost >_< Was not a happy bunny. Decided to take out my fustrations by playing some Far Cry 2 on the xbox. I didn’t like this game at first, it requires a lot of walking from one side of the map to the other, which can take a really long time, but I’m starting to get really into it now. I’d defenitely reccomend it, it’s on PC and PS3 too, probably really cheap. I played for ages and ages, and did none of the main story line :P It’s got loads of side quests, and I’ve now done all of the ones that are currently available, so tomorrow I’ll actually add some more completage percentage to the game ^_^ Wait… completage? Anyway, moving on…
That takes me to now, and what am I doing? I’m posting youtube videos! If you don’t like the youtube videos I post on here, don’t leave! After I post these I’ll have more to add, so bear with me. That’s right, I’m putting some minor effort into todays blog entry. Okay, just 2 videos for today. Youtube’s quiet while Phillip DeFranco’s on holiday.
Haha, Oh geez… RayWilliamJohnson’s video has been flagged, so you have to be 18+ to watch it XD I think I should still be able to embed it on here, but we’ll so find out. Fortunately I lied about my age on my first youtube account, because I expected not to be able to watch some videos if I was under 18 (I’m still 17 for a while).
Now, I think it’s because he said Motherf***er, but even so, it’s rediculous, he even bleeped it out. I could be wrong, but it’s all I can think of. On british Tv the word Mother-Fucker even gets bleeped after the watershed… Hopefully Ray will complain to youtube and get it un-flagged,
Now, WhatTheBuck.
I’ll post that Miley Cyrus video in a second for those of you who want to see it but can’t be arsed to go find it yourselves. But yeah, who would wanna kill Buck? I don’t get haters on youtube. Sad people who watch and comment videos specifically so they can be hateful. I reckon this guy who left the comment on Buck’s video has probab;y watched a lot of his other videos, and watched this one to the very end. He’s probably even subscribed. I think that comment has a score of over -100 and something, and has now been removed :P… I once left a youtube comment that scored +53… probably higher now… it was on a TF2 video and all I said was GENTLEMEN. I think there are only gonna be like, 2 people that get why that’s so great, but never mind.
Anyway, moving on to the 3rd of 4 sections on todays blog. We’ve had what I’ve been doing today, youtube videos, and now we’re moving on to American TV. All it is, is a Family Guy episode and a Simpsons episode, but they’re pretty good, and more often than not, people like them. First we have Family Guy. I will embed it, but once again, the video will probably be removed, so I will post the link aswell.
So yeah, assuming by the time you’ve got here to read this, the video has been taken down, >CLICK HERE< Do not fear, the link will open in a new tab, as always.
And now, The Simpsons S21E03
Incase you’re wondering, when I type out that code, that means Season 21, Episode 03. Simple really. My pick today has to be Family Guy. The Simpsons was good, but lacked laugh-out-loud humour.
Okay, so briefly now for my final installment in todays blog entry, I’m going to pick some of my favourite FML’s of the day. FML stands for Fuck My Life, and people post statements on the internet and… well, I’ll shod you with an example.
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he’ll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself.
Okay, get it?
So, here are some of my favourites for today…
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent “fart” was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn’t see my obvious crap stain. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
Today, my electricity went out. The electric company said it was because the bill was at least 4 months overdue.Apparently, I have been paying for my roommate to go out and party for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s mother called me to tell me she didn’t appreciate our “public amorous behaviour” at the local food court. I didn’t go out all day. FML
Well, that’s your lot for today. Makes a nice change from the usual dribble of youtube videos that I just throw onto the blog. DON’T GET USED TO IT THOUGH. I’m a busy man… but half term’s not far away, so that should free up some time. Seeya later guys x
